This fella had his cat sitting on his lap during a long drive and… yeah..
Great job! Enjoy some 5$ mini cupcakes!
Glass in the washer. Sh!t.
“She scrubbed 6 years of seasoning off after soaking it in soapy water. Then she used the Dawn power wash and scrubbed it some more with a stainless steel scrubby. Bless her heart.”
“New condos in my neighborhood. Great views!”
“I was already an hour late.”
“Lost my footing in the attic.”
“VP from Corporate had an ice cream cake delivered to me on my day off… coworkers put it in the fridge “
“Cat tried to jump on top of my Lego storage..”
“I kept saying it smelled like sh!t in here. No one else’s believed me until it was too late. Doo doo everywhere..”
“My laundry was stolen on the 1st day of 2026.”
“Accidentally sprayed my new plants with perfume and all these things fell off within a couple hours.”
“Someone is going to have a good morning.”
“I’m doing a job tidying up these very, very old sash windows. Managed to smash a panel. Costly mistake!”
“We now have a gap in the window while there is snow and the temperature is going down to -4 Celsius.”
“Should I just grab it with my fingers?”
“Just broke the one thing I had from my late grandmother while cleaning. Devastated.”
“I was eating an apple and this thing fell out.”
“Happy new year to me. Our shower just broke while showering.”
