After-Sex Oddities: Women's Weirdest Words (18 GIFS)

16 Oct 2023

"Met girl, went on date, brought girl home, had the sex, finished the sex, laying there she says “What would you do if I died right now?” and demanded an actual answer"

"“I bet you’re glad you ordered that pizza”

Was waiting on a pizza at mellow mushroom at the bar and having a beer. Long story short a waitress gave me her number, we went out the next day and hooked up after.

I was glad I ordered that pizza"

"Not to me, but as she walked over to the bathroom after the deed, she said “I just fucked your owner” to my cat. Sexiest thing that ever happened to me."

"“I don’t know why you’re single, I mean you’re not my type but you’re a good guy.”

-I had no idea what to say to this"

"“Pleasure doing sex business with ya”. We then shook hands.

Still together 5 years later!"

"“I need you to take me to the hospital. Something is now bleeding and hurts”

Turns out ovarian cyst popped. We’re still together with the running joke of sex so good it put her in the ER"

“I used to be scared of dying a virgin… now I’m just scared of dying”

“I don’t usually say this but, yeah, you can stay.”

"Not really weird but I slept with this girl while backpacking Asia, she was also a backpacker. After a bit of chillin/ talking I got up to get dressed, she looked at my soft dick and said “you’re quite shy when you’re not excited”. I thought it was hilarious."

"She pointed at my face and said, “i hate you,” then pointed at my dick and said, “But i love you,” then pointed at my face again and said, “But i HATE you”"

"Right after I finished she said “If I get pregnant I’m keeping it”. I was dumbfounded and when I didn’t respond quick enough she got really agitated like I had hurt her feelings and yelled “Fine! You don’t have to be involved if you don’t want to!”

We had just met that night. My condom use skyrocketed after that night."

"“What are your sexual goals this year”? Just to have it is enough…"

"She burped and said “well now I’m full” and got off me and went to the bathroom. Weird as hell."

"I pull out, after I exploded. She looks at the filled condom, and says, “we would have had twins”"

"I don’t have a lot of weird things imo but one that threw me off is “did you dick get bigger inside me?” To which I responded “probably it goes in stages”"

"I was inside her when she stopped moving and asked me to do the same. Then, she just said “Come. Come now.” Like she was firmly instructing a puppy or something.

Weird as it was, it was practically telepathy: I exploded."