What Sound Do You Want For Your Erection (19 GIFS)

"Mario mushroom power up sound, no explanation is needed"

"The Transformers sound. TSCHE-CHU-CHU-CHU-TSCHE"

“The bluetooth device is ready to pair”

"THX opening music"

"Boing"

"Lightsaber turning on noise. I’d want the lightsaber turn off noise when it goes soft, too."

"Windows startup"

"That stereotypical old car horn noise that sounds like AYOOOOGA"

"SCHWING!!!"

"Metal Gear Solid Alert

With accompanying bright red to appear with it

Right above the crotch, of course."

"You’ve got mail"

"Dial up modem noise"

"M1 Garand Reload Ding."

"Rubber chicken being squeezed sound"

"If your a teenager you better hope for phone notification sound so that you don’t have to explain random boners."

"Chewbacca sound"

"The entirety of Monthy Python and the Holy Grail

For clarification, it’s the entire movie. Not just the noises, not just a particular scene. No. The entire hour and 31 minutes. Oh, and it will continue after I’m no longer hard."

"That sound effect that Christopher Nolan always uses in his movies."

"Slide whistle"