 
  
 "Release the Kraken."
 
 "Oopsie-doo here comes the goo!"
 
 "Fire in the hole."
 
 "When me and my now wife were first dating and hadn’t said “I love you” yet, I once mixed up “Fuck I’m coming” and “I love you” and just shouted “Fuck You” at her."
 
 "By the power of Grayskull!!!"
 
 "Unexpected item in bagging area."
 
 "I’m-a gonna cream your cannoli!!! AAAAAY! OOOOOH!"
 
 "Sorry."
 
 "I always keep it romantic. A quick ramp up of activity until I clench my teeth and scream at peak volume, “Take my seed you buxom wench!” Then I slather them to the sheets before leaping away, cutlass in my teeth."
 
 "Yahtzee!"
 
 "(Yoda voice) Cumming I am."
 
 "My dick is about to sneeze."
 
 "No joke, I once came so hard my brain shut down and I just mumbled to my wife “Here it is,” and that was it. We still laugh about it to this day."
 
 "The juice is loose."
 
 "It’s a me, Mario."
 
 "Alas, the fruit of my loins are approaching!"
 
 "The THX sound."

 
