Facts? No, NSFW Facts! (11 PICS + 9 GIFS)

"You can kill someone with a Brazil nut allergy by eating Brazil nuts and cumming inside them."

"Grey whales reproduce almost exclusively through threeways of two males and one female. One male swins beneath the other two and keeps them bouyant, and when the other male is done, they swap places"

"In ancient Egypt when a beautiful woman died they would let her corpse rot for 3 days in the sun before sending the body to the embalmer. This was to discourage necrophilia."

"Some penguins are so sex deprived they will penetrate the ground"

"The world record for longest cumshot is 18ft."

"Napoleon Bonaparte might be buried in Paris but his penis is in New Jersey. The journey of his penis began when the doctor who was responsible for his autopsy apparently decided to keep a souvenir for himself."

"Pigs can have orgasms that last 30 minutes."

"Sea otters hold hands when they sleep on the water so they don’t drift apart. They will also rape baby seals to death and continue until the body loses heat an hour later."

"The world’s oldest dildo is a 20 cm phallus that was discovered in Germany. It is dated back to 30,000 years. The first dildos were made of materials like stone, tar and wood."

"Kangaroos have three vaginas. The outside two are for sperm and lead to two uteruses. The middle one is for giving birth."

"If you survive a bite from the Brazilian Wandering Spider, you will get painful erections for the rest of your life."

"Some flatworms engage in penis fencing to determine who will get pregnant. Loser get impaled with a detachable harpoon filled with semen. Makes for a thrilling high-stakes courtship."

"If you get someone to lightly stroke/poke your inner thigh, your testicles will ascend due to the cremasteric reflex."

"There’s a 1-in-3 chance police will never identify your killer if you’re murdered in the US."

"For every 20 pounds (10 ish kilos) of weight a man loses, he regains half an inch of dick length that had been buried in the pubic fat pad"

"When dogs copulate, the male penis becomes engorged creating something called the copulatory tie. It lasts for 15 to 30 minutes ensures the semen stays within the female, increasing chances of conception."

"The flesh of your lips are the same as on your anus"

"Apparently, Egyptian Pharaohs would masturbate in the Nile River to keep the land fertile."

"There’s more blood in an erect penis than there is in a rabbit"

"The tissue on the inside of your mouth is the same as the tissue on a vagina."