Not Even Close… (21 PICS + 15 GIFS)

“That was close. My lucky day. Only a slight nick on the knee.”

"Kicked a trash bag in my basement. Almost got a dart in my foot.”

“I now know how far I can go in my semi before not dying in the wilderness with no cell reception.”

“Woke up this morning after it was raining all night to this branch that fell.”

“Well that almost went bad…”

“Almost shattered my 5 year old glass jellyfish from my now dead grandma. Literally 1 more centimeter and it was dead.”

“Gf put last handful of pistachios in my peanuts so she could get rid of the bag …allmost busted ma teeth.”