NSFW Tips Are Always Useful (10 pics + 10 gifs)

“I don’t know how you like it, so just say it.”

“Please don’t finger girls like you’re digging for change.”

“Wash ya ass.”

“Enthusiasm is sexier than anything else.”

“Girls cum way longer than guys do, don’t pull out three seconds into my orgasm please, thank you.”

“Do not be embarrassed to use the restroom before bedroom activities. No one wants to pretend they can’t smell that smell. Excusing yourself to wash is never going to be an issue. This goes both ways.”

“If you find a beautiful individual, smart and funny don’t instantly assume they’re off-limits, they could be quite lonely. Applies to both genders.”

“We do not control unexpected boners. They surprise us just as much as they surprise you.”

“This applies to both sexes. Don’t play games. Be honest about your intentions with whoever you’re with.”

“If I’m wearing a button-down shirt and we are undressing each other, remember to unbutton the sleeves before you try to take it off.”

“Female here. When you’re going down on us and we’re about to cum don’t go faster or harder or change anything you’re doing. Just keep doing the thing that got us to the point of cumming. Things get hypersensitive down there so it’s easy to overdo it in those moments and kill it.”

“Men should make more noise… this is hot as hell when they make us see how they feel good during sex.”

“Your fragrance should subtly enhance your presence not ominously warn of your impending arrival.”

“Girls: Give guys more non-sexual physical attention. Head kisses and cuddles and hugs from behind. Touch us more.”

“NO VAGINAL AFTER ANAL anything. You will give an awful UTI if you do this.”

“My clit is NOT a nub you need to sandblast.”

“Compliments will make us think that you love us. We are very starved.”

““I’m about to cum” does not mean change the rhythm.”

“Ladies, if you ask what a guy is thinking and he says “nothing”, there is a 50% chance this is correct. Yes, we can actually turn our brains off like that. The other 50% is that we were thinking something so completely off the wall and random you’d think there was something wrong with us if we told you. Assuming you didn’t already think so.”

“If you did it to get her attention and make her like you, she expects it to always be part of your relationship. Wining and dining, romantic gestures, back rubs. When it stops we feel like you are no longer interested and it hurts.”