Men And Women Need Instructions To Each Other
1 Jun 2018
When you’re not good at cooking sushi:
“You’re doing it wrong.”
When your husband decides to iron a plastic bag instead of his shirt:
When you’re ready to do everything for her:
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“I told my wife to stop leaving them around the house. Now they are reproducing.”
“My girlfriend and I just bought a home. We’re unpacking. Her side of the shower vs. mine.”
“My wife says I don’t understand breakfast in bed.”
“My husband has a glass or 2 of wine the night before his days off. It never fails, he falls asleep half way into glass number 2.”
“I bought VR. Haven’t had a chance to play yet.”
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“My wife and I started working out together.”
“The dad sticker has been scratched off of this car.”
My girlfriend wrapped her Christmas presents in fast food bags.
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“When I asked my boyfriend to bring me home some food from the bar...”
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“My girlfriend didn’t like the controllers laying around so I put them on the wall. She doesn’t like that either.”
When you make the worst mistake:
“Asked my boyfriend to make a dish for a potluck this weekend...”
The author of this thing could be a family therapy psychologist.
“Every married man choosing paint colors must bring an authorization slip from his wife.”
When your wife is an Instagrammer:
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