Fantastic Girls With Beautiful Smiles And Funny Jokes

12 May 2018


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How do skunks know who to spray and who not to spray?


Instink


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How Long is a Chinese name.


Yes. Yes it is.

 

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If you cut off your left arm


Your right arm will be left.

 

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Scientist: “My findings are meaningless if taken out of context.”


Media: “Scientist claims his findings are meaningless.”

 

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My wife called me saying three girls in the office have received flowers for Valentine’s day, and that they’re gorgeous.


I said “Well that’s probably why they got flowers then.”

 

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What must you have if you want to crash a train?


A loco motive.

 

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On the train today I saw a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself: Please don’t get an erection, please don’t get an erection…”


But she did.

 

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Why to people with foot fetishes never win?


Because they love the taste of defeat.

 

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After my wife died I couldn’t look at another woman for 20 years.


But when I got out of prison it was worth it.

 

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The best pizza I’ve ever had was just a plain dough base.


Nothing ever topped that.

 

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When I tell people that I sleep like a baby they always seem pleased.


When I tell people that I sleep like a baby they always seem pleased.

 

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I’m taking an Irish and Spanish history class.


It’s called History Juan O’Juan.

 

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When a woman gets to a certain age, she starts to accumulate cats.


This is known as many paws.

 

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My first job out of high school was delivering fish.


I used to stand in the river, mopping the fish’s head, and just comfortingly saying, “Deep breath, now push, push again, you’re almost there…”

 

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My dentist reminded me of my wife’s gag reflex. We both had a nice little chuckle over it.


Until I realized we have different dentists.

 

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I was going to make animal obesity jokes…


But I decided against it as it would be hippo-critical.

 

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Ever wonder why Ariel wore seashells?


She outgrew her B-Shells.

 

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Doctor: Today we will deliver the baby.


Dad: Actually, we would like for her to keep her liver.

 

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I was fired from my job today for telling a woman that her hair smelled great.


They’re just discriminating against me because I’m a midget.

 

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What is Hannibal Lecter’s favourite Japanese food?


Rawmen.

 

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Would the person who schedules girls at brothels be called…


…A whoreganizer?

 

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Australians don’t have sex.


Australians mate.

 

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I’ve started going to the gym and I was able to drop 10 pounds already.


Thankfully, the dumbbell missed my foot.

 

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What do you call a kid who finally stood up to bullies?


An ambulance.

 

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I was having trouble finding myself a singing partner.


So I got myself a duet yourself kit.

 

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I can’t even count on one hand the number of times I’ve survived frostbite.


It’s three.

 

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I’ll never forget my dad’s last words…


He needed a blood transfusion but we didn’t know his blood type… he kept telling me to “be positive”, but it’s really hard without him…

 

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007 recieves a new mission… to infiltrate a party and mingle.


His orders are to, “bond James, bond”.

 

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Can he kill him with a throwing star?


Shuriken.

 

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20 years ago I asked my crush to prom. Today, I asked her to marry me.


Both times, she said no.

 

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A security guard asked me where I was between four and six.


I said “Kindergarten.”

 

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Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree.


Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella.

Walnut: I look exactly like a brain.

Banana: Can we change the topic please

 

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What do a horny walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?


They’re both looking for a tight seal.

 

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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.


These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

 

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I get ignored so much


My name should be ‘Terms & Conditions.’

 

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What is the fastest pastry in the world?


‘Scone.

 

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What do cannibals say before giving high-fives?


“Give me some skin.”

 

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How do you describe someone with a bad sunburn?


Appealing.

 

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My buddy was dating twins I asked him how he could tell them apart, and he replied:


“That’s easy. Barbara has really big tits and Bob has a mustache.”


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