These Are The Best Kinds Of Boyfriends And Husbands!

30 Nov 2017

Watching My Girlfriend's Tortoise While She's On Vacation. She Told Me To Keep Him Out Of Trouble

When My Wife Leaves Town, I Get Bored. Six Days Into Her Vacation I Joked "I'm Going To Have A Formal Dinner With The Cats." Then I Thought About It For A While

My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, "So Just A Generic Party?" This Is The Result

Had Minor Surgery Today. My Husband Didn't Want To Take Any Chances So He Wrote Instructions On My Arms And Legs

I Ask My Husband If He Realises He Has Never Actually Painted Us Both In The Same Painting So He Paints This Masterpiece

My Wife Didn't Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem

My Girlfriend Took A Pic At The Dallas Aquarium. I Took A Pic At Target. They're Virtually Indistinguishable

My Wife Didn't Want To Take Maternity Pictures, So I Hired A Photographer And Took Her Place

My Girlfriend Said If I Could Find Uglier Footwear, She Would Stop Poking Fun At My Crocs

So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For 'Being A Keeper'

This Is What Happens When You Let Your Boyfriend Take The Cat To The Groomer

This Is How You Support A Marathoning Girlfriend

When My Wife Asked Me To "Touch Up" Our Engagement Photos

The Boyfriend Got In Trouble Yesterday. He Sent Flours To My Office Today To Apologize

My Girlfriend Was Out Of Town So My Dog And I Finally Had The Dinner We're Always Putting Off

My Husband Always Leaves Me Notes When He Has To Leave Town For Work

My Boyfriend Of 7 Years And I Are Both Physicists. Here's How He Proposed To Me

I Got Married Last Week, My Wife Wanted Me To Only Take Serious Pictures With My Groomsman

My Newly-Wed Friend Left This For His Wife

I Got Bored And Turned On The Motion Detection On Our Nanny Cam And Set It Email My Wife While She's At Work Tonight. Then I Dressed Up In An Old Halloween Mask And Set My Plan Into Motion. My Ear Is Still Bleeding From Her Phone Call. But Yet I Can't Wait To Buy More Masks.

Last Night I Told My Boyfriend, Who Is A Coke Fan, That I Like Pepsi Next. This Is What I Found When I Got Home Today

Heard My Husband Telling The Dog To Stay Still In The Kitchen, Walked In And This Greeted Me

Thought I Looked Cute As Hell Today And My Boyfriend Told Me I Look Like Pinhead Larry

My Boyfriend Thinks He's Soo Funny

I Start My Dream Job Tomorrow (Maternity Nursing). Here's The Cake My Boyfriend Got Me To Celebrate

My Wife Wanted To Make Sure That Someone Took A Picture Of The Expression On Our Faces When Our Daughter Was Born Today. So I Took One

I Bought My Wife A Necklace For Christmas. The Guy Asked Me If I Would Like It Gift Wrapped. I Told Him Yes And Asked Him To Make It Look As Horrible As Possible. He Pulled Out A Roll Of Tape And Said "As You Wish Sir"